Author: Matt

Sifu’s Office Alarm

Kung Fu Kids Say the Darnest Things “Sifu, do you have an alarm on your office?” “Sure I do. When your a Sifu, the Ninjas can try to sneak up on you.” “Then why wouldn’t you use your Kung...

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Bird

Kung Fu Kids Say the Darnest Things… While lining up for kicks down the floor, on young boy yells out to Sije, who is sitting behind the front counter… “Hey Sije! Sije!!” “What?” “Guess...

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How to Commit Suicide

Kung Fu Kids Say the Darndest Things… “Hey Sifu! I know how to commit suicide. Wanna see?” one of the boys asked Sifu. “Okay. Show me how.” The little boy put his fists on his hips, in chamber,...

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Temple Picking

Kung Fu Kids Say the Darndest Things… Sifu said, “Okay, now we’re going to do Temple Kicking!” “Temple Picking?!?” a little boy asked. “I said ‘Temple Kicking'” “Oh, I...

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