Category: Kung Fu Kids Say

One day on the Kung Fu floor, Sifu let out a little squeak and acted surprised, “Oh my goodness! Was that me?” A young boy replied, “Oh, that’s okay! Everybody does it… Especially girls… Like...

Sifu was in the process of having the kids do somethings especially challenging when one student said, “Sifu, one of these days, I’m gonna get you!” Without missing a beat, he replied, “I know. And I fear...

Kung Fu Kids Say the Darnest Things In the middle of a silent spell… While stretching… looking at a strange spot on the floor, one child said… “I don’t care if it’s cooties or boogers....

Kung Fu Kids Say the Darnest Things One student was having a difficult time maintaining balance while doing kids down the floor. So Sifu said, “Balance, young Grasshopper… Balance.” “Oh...

Kung Fu Kids Say the Darnest Things During some lessons on safety, Sifu said “… And remember what your parents told you about talking to strangers.” One kid observed… “Everyone’s a stranger to...

Kung Fu Kids Say the Darnest Things “Sifu, do you have an alarm on your office?” “Sure I do. When your a Sifu, the Ninjas can try to sneak up on you.” “Then why wouldn’t you use your Kung...

Kung Fu Kids Say the Darnest Things… While lining up for kicks down the floor, on young boy yells out to Sije, who is sitting behind the front counter… “Hey Sije! Sije!!” “What?” “Guess...

Kung Fu Kids Say the Darndest Things… “Hey Sifu! I know how to commit suicide. Wanna see?” one of the boys asked Sifu. “Okay. Show me how.” The little boy put his fists on his hips, in chamber,...

Kung Fu Kids Say the Darndest Things… Sifu said, “Okay, now we’re going to do Temple Kicking!” “Temple Picking?!?” a little boy asked. “I said ‘Temple Kicking'” “Oh, I...

Kung Fu Kids Say the Darndest Things… “Man, I’m cool” Sifu said. “Yes you are cool, Sifu, ’cause you do Kung Fu!” said a young girl student. “But what if I don’t do my Kung...

Kung Fu Kids Say the Darndest Things… A kid punching the bag while Sifu was holding it… “Hey, that was a good punch!  Have you been working out” – Sifu 7-yr-old replies… “Yeah,...

Kung Fu Kids Say the Darndest Things… “Down for sit-ups!… Everyone weill be getting rid of those happy meals!” – Sifu “Yeah, this is the best way to get rid of those happy meals!”...